SET 0002 / FIVE TO CONSIDER

Two ways to go.

Five choices. The crowd waits until the end.

1. 1. Your shadow detaches and becomes the most charming person at every party you attend, but it secretly gossips about you to everyone it meets and never returns your calls. or You can instantly learn any language by eating one mushroom a day, but you can only speak in the rhythm of a pigeon's cooing for the rest of your life.
2. 2. Every glass of water you drink tastes exactly like your favorite memory, but each sip permanently erases one memory from your childhood. or Your house can be moved anywhere on Earth by whispering its address, but it will only ever travel to places where someone is currently sneezing.
3. 3. You inherit the ability to hear what furniture is thinking, but the chairs are all deeply disappointed in how you sit. or You can rewind any conversation you've had, but every time you do, a stranger somewhere gains exactly one of your unpaid parking tickets.
4. 4. Your handwriting becomes magically perfect and can forge any signature, but every document you sign rearranges itself into a haiku about your neighbor. or Clouds will follow you and rain only on your enemies, but they will also start quoting your most embarrassing text messages out loud.
5. 5. You can teleport to any room you can imagine, but you must always arrive wearing whatever you wore in your most recent dream. or Your left hand becomes a flawless chef capable of preparing any dish in seconds, but your right hand insists on eating everything it cooks.

Choose your five to see how the room chose.