SET 0005 / FIVE TO CONSIDER

Two ways to go.

Five choices. The crowd waits until the end.

1. 1. You can teleport anywhere instantly, but every arrival is accompanied by a marching band that loudly announces your full name and the reason for your visit. or You can rewind time by ten minutes once a day, but each rewind makes one nearby houseplant more confident than you.
2. 2. You can understand every animal, but they all think you’re their manager and keep demanding better snack breaks. or You can make any meal taste perfect, but it arrives on a tiny plate balanced on the head of a judgmental goose.
3. 3. You never have to sleep again and feel completely rested, but every night your dreams are broadcast as a silent slideshow on the moon. or You can sleep anywhere instantly, but you wake up wearing the outfit of the last person who complimented you.
4. 4. You can summon exactly the tool you need for any task, but it always comes with a tiny instruction manual written by your least favorite ex. or You can fix anything with a single touch, but the repaired object loudly insists you apologize to it first.
5. 5. You can befriend anyone within five minutes, but they immediately start a podcast about your friendship and ask you to co-host. or You can become invisible at will, but your shoes remain visible and narrate your movements in a dramatic sports-commentator voice.

Choose your five to see how the room chose.