SET 0006 / FIVE TO CONSIDER

Two ways to go.

Five choices. The crowd waits until the end.

1. 1. Gain the ability to understand every language spoken by animals, but every sunrise you hear the complaints of all the houseplants you've ever owned, forever. or Your shadow becomes a loyal assistant who can run errands anywhere, but it only ever speaks in the voice of your most embarrassing childhood friend.
2. 2. Your sneezes can instantly heal any wound, but each sneeze makes a random stranger forget one memory of their choosing, which you will never be told. or You can freeze time whenever you want to reread a single paragraph, but every paragraph you reread ages the book's author by one year.
3. 3. Every bill you ever receive is automatically paid by a mysterious benefactor, but the benefactor is a retired lighthouse that can only be reached by mailing letters to the sea. or You become the world's most celebrated chef, with dishes that make people weep with joy, but you can never again taste anything yourself, only hear the flavors described by pigeons.
4. 4. You can teleport anywhere on Earth in a single blink, but you must always arrive wearing a costume of the last thing you ate. or Your handwriting becomes perfect and beautiful, letting you sign any document with legal authority, but every signature you make causes a small, nearby doorbell to ring at random.
5. 5. Gravity only pulls you toward the moon for the rest of your life, so you can float gracefully on tides but must carefully wear a bolted-down hat at all times. or You win a lifetime supply of the world's rarest dessert, delivered daily, but every serving must be eaten while singing an opera you have never heard before.

Choose your five to see how the room chose.