SET 0011 / FIVE TO CONSIDER

Two ways to go.

Five choices. The crowd waits until the end.

1. 1. You can teleport anywhere instantly, but every arrival forces you to announce your destination in the voice of a disappointed auctioneer. or You can pause time for everyone but yourself, but every pause makes your shoes louder until they sound like a marching band.
2. 2. You can eat anything and receive perfect nutrition, but every meal turns your table into a mildly judgmental swamp. or You can understand every animal, but they all think you’re the neighborhood gossip columnist and demand corrections.
3. 3. You can rewind any awkward conversation by ten seconds, but each rewind replaces one word you say with “moist.” or You can make anyone instantly like you, but they become convinced you owe them a very specific, increasingly elaborate favor.
4. 4. You can summon the exact tool you need for any task, but it arrives attached to a tiny parade that must finish its route first. or You can solve any mystery instantly, but the answer is delivered by a theatrical raven that refuses to speak above a whisper.
5. 5. You can sleep for ten minutes and wake up fully rested, but you dream an entire courtroom drama where you’re on trial for stealing the moon. or You can make any plant grow overnight, but every new leaf loudly sings the national anthem of a country that no longer exists.

Choose your five to see how the room chose.