SET 0013 / FIVE TO CONSIDER

Two ways to go.

Five choices. The crowd waits until the end.

1. 1. You can teleport anywhere instantly, but every arrival swaps your shoes with those of the nearest stranger, who is always in the middle of something important. or You can pause time for everyone but yourself, but each pause causes a choir of invisible opera singers to narrate your next five minutes at full volume.
2. 2. You can understand every animal, but each one insists on giving you detailed advice about your posture. or You can speak every human language fluently, but your voice changes to a different cartoon character’s voice every time you finish a sentence.
3. 3. You receive a mansion that cleans itself, but every room rearranges its furniture whenever you blink. or You can summon any meal you crave, but it arrives balanced on the head of a tiny, indignant horse.
4. 4. You can relive any one day of your life, but the day’s soundtrack is performed live by a brass band that follows you everywhere. or You can erase one embarrassing memory from everyone’s mind, but the memory is replaced with a vivid belief that you once challenged a goose to a duel.
5. 5. You can become invisible at will, but while invisible you emit a gentle glow that outlines your exact location. or You can make any object weigh nothing, but it immediately begins floating toward the nearest ceiling fan.

Choose your five to see how the room chose.