SET 0014 / FIVE TO CONSIDER

Two ways to go.

Five choices. The crowd waits until the end.

1. 1. Your shadow becomes a loyal assistant who can run errands anywhere, but it insists on wearing your clothes to job interviews and has opinions about your haircut. or You can instantly learn any language by eating one, but you can only ever speak in the dialect of the last thing you ate, and you're currently stuck on boiled cabbage.
2. 2. Every lie you tell comes true in a tiny, harmless way, but each lie must be told aloud to a pigeon, and pigeons have started filing complaints. or You can hear what every houseplant in your city is thinking, but they are all deeply disappointed in your watering habits and say so constantly.
3. 3. You never need to sleep again, but every midnight a small brass bell rings inside your left elbow and you must immediately perform a full rendition of a sea shanty. or Your memories of your most embarrassing moment are permanently erased, but they are transferred to a rotating public billboard above the nearest town square.
4. 4. You gain the ability to fly at walking speed, but only while holding an umbrella, and only in the direction a stranger is currently pointing. or You can freeze time for exactly one minute once a year, but during that minute every clock in the world will politely ask you to sign for a package.
5. 5. Your handwriting becomes so beautiful that anything you write is treated as a royal decree, but your signature must be re-approved annually by a committee of retired mimes. or You are guaranteed to win any game of chance you enter, but every prize you win must be given to the first person who makes you laugh that day, and you can only laugh at puns in Latin.

Choose your five to see how the room chose.