SET 0015 / FIVE TO CONSIDER

Two ways to go.

Five choices. The crowd waits until the end.

1. 1. You can teleport anywhere instantly, but every arrival makes a nearby houseplant loudly announce your full legal name and one mildly embarrassing childhood fact. or You can pause time for ten minutes a day, but while time is paused, every clock in the world takes turns asking you riddles.
2. 2. You can eat anything without gaining weight or getting sick, but every meal must be served in a tiny courtroom where a jury of pigeons critiques your table manners. or You can summon any meal you crave, but it arrives riding a unicycle and refuses to stop until you compliment its hat.
3. 3. You can speak every language fluently, but whenever you say the word “hello,” your shoes begin tap-dancing for exactly four minutes. or You can understand every animal, but they all think you’re their elected representative and demand weekly policy updates.
4. 4. You can rewind your day by one hour whenever you want, but each rewind adds a tiny, indestructible hat to the nearest statue. or You can see ten minutes into the future, but the future appears only as interpretive dance performed by a nervous mime.
5. 5. You can make anyone instantly believe one harmless thing you say, but afterward a nearby vending machine prints a receipt listing your last three search queries. or You can become invisible at will, but while invisible you squeak like a rubber duck every time you blink.

Choose your five to see how the room chose.